Nyx’s Thoughts

the cop who pulled me over was nicer to me than anyone i’ve talked to in the past week

i would never admit this irl, but i got the ai to write erotica priest x satan smut and it’s GOOD

officially everyone in my life has called me a robot. a robot? maybe i should go get that autism diagnosis

when all goes wrong, there’s always my tumblr spam acc

you every notice the correlation between villains and scientists

I’ll never get over how i’ve been working at this company for over two years and i still get mistaken as a new hire. TWO YEARS.

hypothetically a woman could use a teabag as a tampon

trying to figure out texts tones is my autistic worst nightmare

i put all my eggs in one goose

i gotta work fast so i can go home and remove the tiny bird skull i found from its jar of H2O2

i love rewriting my resume so i can rage apply at work 😍

mitski mitski mitskiiii mitski mitski

so many pooorn bootssss

oh.

crying at work from thinking about my dad 🤪✌️