can you?

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

We forgot about it

“pour one out” fuck ok *tips bong water onto the floor*

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

people w adhd are just The funniest people alive i love us

the H in ADHD stands for Hilarious