Hop into my askbox and send:

🍎 for a thread where our muses go grocery shopping!

👕 for a thread where our get some new clothes!

🚘 for a thread where our muses buy a car!

 💻 for a thread where our muses shop for electronics!

🎨 for a thread where our muses go to a craft store!

 📚 for a thread where our muses go the library or bookstore!

🍭 for a thread where our go to a candy store!

🔪 for a thread where our muses purchase some weapons!

“I want you on your knees.”

“You look so good. I could just eat you up.”

“Don’t cover your face. You’re so pretty when you blush.”

“What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue? I know you can be louder than that.”

“I think… you deserve a treat.”

“Do you want to see the new toys I bought for you?”

“Have you ever thought about wearing a collar… with my name on it?”

“If you don’t behave, I’ll have to spank you.”

“You need to learn patience. Be good and I’ll give you what you want later.”

“Have you been a good boy/girl today?”

“You’re beautiful with my marks all over you.”

“I want you on top of me tonight.”

“What was that? Did I just hear a whimper?”

“Use your words ~ what do you want from me?”

“Are you being a brat again?”

“Do you *want* me to punish you?”

“Good boys/girls get special treatment.”

“Bad boys/girls don’t get what they want.”

“I wanna hear you. Scream it again.”

“Why are you biting your pillow? Don’t want me to hear you?”

“Shhhh. You don’t want us to get caught, do you?”

“Make sure you wear that dress/suit/outfit I bought you.”

“Be on your best behavior and I’ll let you pick what you get tonight.”

“Do you want puppy ears or kitty ears? I have matching tails to go with them.”

“Tell me if it’s too hard.”

“This isn’t too much, is it?”

“I want to treat you like a prince/princess.”

“Lie back and let me take care of you, honey/love/sweetheart/etc.”

“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“I wish it would snow.”

“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”

“Is this eggnog spiked?”

“Can you help me untangle these lights?”

“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”

“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”

“You cannot do what you did last year.”

“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”

“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”

“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”

“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”

“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”

“I’d rather be someplace warm.”

“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”

“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”

“None of these Christmas lights work.”

“I slipped and fell on the ice.”

“I’m not any good at ice skating.”

“It’s perfect weather for sweaters!”

“Isn’t it beautiful this time of year?” 

“Ugh, it’s raining. Again.” 

“Crunch crunch crunch-” 

“Care to go for a walk?” 

“It’s a window of Fall in the middle of a Summer week.” 

“Why can’t it cool down already?!”

“PUMPKIN SPICE!”

“I’m actually allergic to pumpkins, you know.” 

“Oooh, a farmer’s market! Let’s go!” 

“It’s sweater weather but only for the first four hours of being awake.” 

“Can you smell the season changing?” 

“It’s never too late to decorate for Halloween!” 

“I don’t even know what Halloween is, and at this point I am too afraid to ask.” 

“So, care to explain the skeleton in the lawn chair?” 

“I’ve become one with the leaf pile.” 

“I just raked that!” 

“I hate this time of year.” 

“I love this time of year!” 

“I wish summer never ends…” 

“The leaves are so pretty this year.” 

“Want some fresh pie to warm you up?” 

“Let’s get some coffee sit on a bench to enjoy the weather.” 

“Want to go to the orchard with me?” 

“Look at all these apples!” 

“What a waste of a good pumpkin.” 

“This is the weirdest looking squash I’ve ever seen.” 

“Someone just left their excess homegrown produce on my doorstep.” 

“Did you leave all these cucumbers in my mailbox?” 

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“I thought I told you to kill him/her?”

“You have blood on your cheek.”

“The prisoner is yours before the sun comes up.”

“Please, can I kill them?”

“No! You can’t kill this one!”

“I need your help. The body’s too heavy.”

“I don’t know why I stay with you?”

“Are you fucking stupid?!”

“Didn’t I tell you to take care of them?”

“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.”

“God! You couldn’t have picked a skinnier person to kill?”

“I’ll get the mop!”

“I’ll get the saw.”

“You know the drill.”

“You lure them in and I’ll knock ‘em out.”

“We kill people and then we fuck. It’s our thing.”

“I lure them in and you knock ‘em out.”

“Do I have blood on my face?”

“I thought you said you were going to clean up the mess?!”

“This is your mess, you clean it up.”

“Let’s keep him/her for a few days.”

“The cops are coming.”

“They’re going to find out it’s us eventually.”

“We’re like Bonnie and Clyde.”

“I’ve been shot.”

“It’s not bad! You’re gonna make it! You just gotta stay awake.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“We’ll stick to our story.”

“I’ll take the life in prison/death penalty. I won’t let you go to jail.”

“You’re my Bonnie.”

“I’m your Clyde.”

“Was it worth it? All this blood?”

“Yeah. It was a good time.”