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someone please tell me theres a transcript with who says what somewhere

Half of them sound like they’re throwing up and the other half sound like they’re beating it. I can’t tell which is worse

another two things that somehow makes this worse: the person who is casusally playing guitar throughout the entire thing and every now n then someone gets real close to the camera n gags

You’re in his DMs. I’m convincing him to kill the king so that he can begin fulfilling his prophecy to be King of Scotland. We are not the same.