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Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

Every gods damned time.

The second one never gets old whenever I see itsfjksdfjsdkfjs what the hell

Can we add in the one where the dude describes the woman’s ass tasting like tobacco because I peed a little laughing at that one. Strange since it had to make it through the maze of my insides.

I didn’t know shit tasted like chocolate 😂

Men are not allowed to write about women ever again.

Men are not allowed to write anything ever again.*

Men are not allowed.

Men are not.

What a beautiful color.

Evenly Roasted

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

Smh

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.  

That last comment

Lmao… literally just. did. this. 😂🤣