Eli le Fay

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

What a time to be alive.

Fam you can ride a dudes dick, cook for him, wash his clothes, love him to the moon and back and dudes will STILL find nonexistent reasons to cheat. Stop with that “well if you don’t do so and so for your man what you expect” that’s bullshit. If a person is unfaithful, that’s just them. No need to blame the lack of “womanhood” for reason why a dude is stupid.

current emotion: michael phelps before the 200m butterfly

Why are the turtles crying

to feed the butterflies

Also, It is not because they are sad or being harassed. They actually have a gland that empties into their eyes that helps them get rid of too much salt that they collect living in the salty water. You can only see their tears when they are out of the water on land, and the tears also help keep sand out of the turtle’s eyes. The tears of the tortoises are an essential contribution of salt and minerals for the butterflies survival and the turtles work with them like a friendship & open their eyes for them to drink without hesitation.

This may be one of the most adorable animal facts I’ve ever heard.

I slammed the reblog button

Not all heroes wear capes…