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Is having a soul realy worth it when you can’t bang chicks? You fucking tool, don’t tell me you haven’t had a few one night stands…lies. 

Not having a soul isn't worth it when you're ready to do anything for your goal and I mean anything. Uh, yeah--tons. You know, bang the chick and she dies the day after. Sucks. 

You walk a lonely road, the only one that you have ever known… take that sadness and just fuck some bitches. Don’t ever get attached. Attachment is for the weak. Just bang, Sam…you’re a great lay. :(

Yeah, no. Maybe I'd do that if I still...didn't, you know, have a soul. But seeing as I do. I'm not really going to fuck some bitches and then leave. Sorry, Charlie. :(

YOU’VE GOT TIME RIGHT NOW, LET’S FIND SOME BABES!!!

Okay but every time I find a babe she just dies? Like am I a bad lay or what? Idk, they were really enjoying it when we were going at it-- This makes the Sam sad. :(

Dude, what’s with that greeting? It’s been years?

Thanks for that, by the way.

Sup, bitch.

Uh, hey?

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