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Bang Chan: the new FBI agent watching us is Chan

Lee Know: Imagine being sacrificed by Minho

Changbin: not to sound delulu but Changbin and I are in a committed relationship

Hyunjin: Hyunjin? We don’t speak of him

Han: Jisung is truly the glue that holds 3racha together

Felix: When did I stop seeing Felix as a baby what happened

Seungmin: WHY IS SEUNGMIN BARKING

Hongjoong: we’ve not had a conversation about Hongjoongs tiddies

Seonghwa: Tell your mom she can’t own Seonghwa

Yunho: I was just imagining some of the idols going out and dancing and for some reason in my mind I saw Yunho and Mingi grinding in the crowd how they usually do

Yeosang: get you someone who looks at you the way Yeosang looks at Jongkook

San: making a sign for mine and San’s apartment as we speak

Mingi: She named her fish Mingi? 😂

Wooyoung: damn ass Wooyoung I’ll fight that bitch