em.david_92

"Bro, you're overreacting. Yeah, it looked pretty bad when i got bit, but it's fine now! I went to the doctor, he checked in out, and the only thing left is a weird scar. I got attacked by a weird dog, that's it, you don't have to worry about it."

"Well, I mean the only other thing that has happened was my gains in the gym have been crazy. I mean look at this: I can't even zip up my sweatshirts anymore because of these pecs. I mean look at these things, they're fucking insane! the rest of my muscles are growing just to catch up with these things, I swear this sweatshirt fit better this morning even. I've only got like 3 pairs of pants that still fit, and all of the shirts are busted. I'm hairier too, it's growing in thick as hell."