goop lover

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

soemtimes when im bored i liek to sneak estrogen into unsuspecting mens coffees :]

Did you do that to Cooper…

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

the fuck did you do to him why does he have a bigass scar on his torso

helped :) uou can tust me

Oh shit that’s a baby in my room. A real, living breathing baby. How’d that get there.

surprise :}

"don't perform self-surgery! only medical professionals should do that!" appeal to authority. "no one does that!" bandwagon fallacy. "you're crazy!" ad hominem