Storytime - I got caught at Seph0r@ LOL
I fucked up bAd LMAO. FIRST OF ALL, TRUST YOUR FUCKING GUT. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BEING WATCHED, DROP EVERYTHING AND LEAVE. DO NOT RISK IT. ANyway, I went on a little spree at a mall out of town and I always hit this mall up. I rarely go and it’s always perfect for me. I hit up my usual stores and I decided to hit up seph0r@. NOW, I have never lifted shit at this sephora bUT I went in and I did my thing and left. At this point I’m feeling fine and I continue to walk around the mall. MY STUPID ASS FELT EXTREMELY CONFIDENT AND I WENT BACK TO SEPH0R@. Now at this point I tried to conceal some primer but I chickened out and I left the store because I felt watched. SO I LEAVE and some guy comes out and follows me and is like “I need you to give back what you stole” and I was like “uhhh” and I didnt respond and he asks to go to the back with him which I agree to bc I couldn’t fucking run at that point. We get to the back and hE GRABS MY BAG FROM ME AND LOOKS THROUGH IT. He takes out all the shit I have in there and literally goes through everything. HE EVEN TAKES EVERYTHING OUT OF MY WALLET. LITERALLY TAKING OUT EVERYTHING. So I have my phone on me and I’m like panicking and I was trynna text my boyfriend to tell him what is happening and the guy says “no texting” and i and was like fjsjs what the fuck, but i just locked my phone. Anyway, since I am a minor I had to call my mom so I used my phone and she wasn’t answering and I kept trynna call her AND THIS FUCKER LITERALLY TAKES MY PHONE OUTTA MY HAND WITHOUT ASKING AND GOES THROUGH IT AND CALLS MY DAD (this is irrelevant but my call log was literally just my boyfriend and his contact was “papi 💞” at the time and the guy looked at me funny fjsndns). Whatever, my dad answers and calls my mom and she had to pick me up and i had to sign a trespass agreement (LmAO THIS FUCKING BOBO LP WAS LIKE “oh u know how apple has FACE ID, we have that in our cameras too, so even if u step into a seph0r@ in texas it can detect ur face” I ALMOST FUCKING LAUGHED IM HIS FACE SHIT EAS SO FUCKING STUPID) and I can’t go back for 5 years, I also got a civil demand for $500 dollars which I had to pay bc since I am a minor it affects my parents and not me directly so I had to pay that. SO THE POINTS ARE
- TRUST YOUR FUCKING GUT
- DONT GO BACK INTO THE STORE AFTER LIFTING (this is a known rule and I knew but i felt cocky)
- DONT BE FUCKING COCKY BITCH, BE HUMBLE, DONT ACT LIKE UR A GHOST AND NO ONE CAN SEE U JUST BC U WERE DOIN GREAT SO FAR
ALSO was the LP man even allowed to take my bagfrom me without any warning? He literally took my phone outta my hand and went through it along with my wallet and he took everything out of it. LIKE IDK THAT SHIT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT BUT ALSO SINCE IM A MINOR DO I NOT HAVE ANY LIKE CHOICE??
this was long but it’s good to learn from my mistake



















