Do you know how to tell German wine from vinegar?

Read the labels.

Radical, man.

Whoa! What the hell happened to you two?

Fell out of a car that fell out of a plane.

Huh. You know something like that happened to me once.

Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves.

You just can't let the world judge you too much.

My name is Dewey Finn. And no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids.

And I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

This is the best bad idea we have, sir.

By far.

I will train you and we will have our revenge.

You like Men at Work?

Which man?

Men at Work.

Well, where do they work?

Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.

It's longer than you think.

You say you hate history. Nobody hates history. They hate their own histories.

So now you're a psychologist too?

You must choose between kindness for your kin, and hatred for your enemies.

Riina diceva sempre meglio comandare che scopare.

Per me è il contrario.

The Power of Christ compels you!

We set?

I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.

We're in Italy. Speak English.

Every word of Irish spoken is a bullet fired for Irish freedom.

 Perhaps you'll ride for me some day.

You run a show?

Greatest show on Earth.