Elias

Tbh im only part of some fandoms by osmosis, i see content talking abt one thing and i become a fan

Im in a situationship (i genuinely do not know wtf im doing and bow i think ive fucked up)

“Why would i be jealous? The only bitter thing about me is the cyanide i keep in pocket at all times”- me

When i get proposed to I hope instead of a ring its a dagger and im given the choice to say yes or say no and i will have to kill him with the dagger

I would say im in my stupid bitch era but thats just a given at this point

I genuinely like the ship of bowser x luigi

I personally think that there should be more mamma mia esque musicals. Just an entire musical based on the discography of a single band or artist.

My hungry ass could NOT own a refrigerator

Id fuck up some dry noodles rn

Someone denied my instagram follow request, if you wanted me dead kill me yourself

Slap the tip on camera right now