This is me...

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

seems like my spanish

I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

hhhHHE IS SMALLER THAN THE LEAVES

A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

I was watching Clone Wars and thinking how fucking funny it would have been if in one episode Anakin just fucking died

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

tigger is a power bottom and it’s canon

Imagine being alive on 4/20/69

i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this is the reason for my birth