if i look back, i am lost
almost home
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NASA
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
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trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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@eksvion
"lazarus" is such a great name for a guy who's famous for being raised from the dead. you can reference a name like that in your resurrection plot devices and it feels appropriate. that never would have been possible if he'd been called joseph or peter or craig or something.
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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
Holy shit they made the cowkini print into an animal
I’m going to be honest. I got the idea for this post from looking at phone cases, seeing one with a cow pattern, and immediately thinking “hey look it’s a cowkini phone case”. This is made much much worse by the fact that I grew up in Wisconsin completely surrounded by dairy farms…
For the record I did buy the “cowkini” phone case
can’t stop thinking of big and greedy
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lmao at tumblr trying to guilt their broke ass users into buying subscription based ~loyalty~ badges while their millionaire CEO, caked in mud and raw sewage from his weeks at burning man, is being hosed down by some unpaid interns in the ally behind their office
please buy one of our $30+ subscription badges so our CEO can afford to do more bougie drugs with his fellow tech bro piggies in the nevada desert next year
lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously
And still gon thrive cus it’s what we do.
brother this ain’t a kumbaya words of affirmation chain. the price of groceries is very real out here
Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to kill yourself!
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just like jerma
why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?
Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.
I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger
A lot of people died in the boats tho:/
I would have paddled away quickly
I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person
The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving
I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.
I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.
you should teach them
I will.
everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.
perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.
"everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot."
have you maybe considered that people aren't immortal? you're gonna die eventually, be it old age, sickness, or me coming to fuckin' get you.
you will be an idiot. it is inevitable.
maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem
they saw one every day of their lives it's huge and nearby
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Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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Sonic, Shadow & Silver from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise hates cops!
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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
