Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

I’m Dana Jean Harley

honestly the most satisfying ending to any season of any tv show ever

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

Me when I’m trying to sleep

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.