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Redoing my entire blog
Also hi itâs been a while
Could you maybe elaborate on the EJ headlock thing? Plz? đĽş
i could maybe elaborate on the ej headlock thingâŚ. it will cost you thoughâŚ
thatâs a joke i promise
hmmmm so ej and headlocksâŚ.. something that has plagued my mind for centuries (like 4 years)âŚ.. heâs very good with his hands, so why wouldnât it be the same with a headlock, and everytime he puts you in a headlock, he snakes his hand up to your neck, gently squeezing and choking you.
when you react positively (i.e.: moaning, arching into his touch, sobbing. etc, etc), he wraps his arm around your neck and yanks, pulling you from your hands and knees so youâre just kneeling.
keep in mind, heâs still pounding into you. his hips have never stopped since he stroked his hand up your torso to your throat.
he chokes, yes, but heâs gentle with it too? idk how to describe it. heâs not trying to KILL you ofc, but he is restricting the airflow to your lungs.
he doesnât go too far. ever. he knows your stamina, and he releases you whenever you get close to your limits. so gentlemanly đ¤¤
iâm feeling extra kind today despite how shitty i feel, so you get a blurb. youâre welcome.
when jack snakes his hand from your tummy to your throat, you get a wave of euphoria wash over you. you know what heâs about to do and it makes you clench around him.
âyeah? you know what iâm about to do, baby?â he murmurs in your ear, a breathy laugh coming from his suave lips.
despite knowing youâre ready for this, that youâre excited for it (slut, i say lovingly), he gently wraps his hand around your throat. like clockwork, you arch into him and moan.
once he gets the go ahead, he cages your throat with his big, muscular arm. he flexes, pulling you up and restricting the air to your lungs. you moan. he laughs.
his hips never stop. and itâs fucking amazing.
thatâs it. iâm supposed to be doing math rn but look me in the eyes and ask me if i care. i donât.
need to be put in a headlock from behind by jack. and i need him to rub my back gently. and massage my spine. and leave hickeys on my neck
ivory says: haha⌠heyâŚ. hiâŚ. sorryâŚ. for⌠disappearing kinda⌠haha..
youâre sat on ejâs lap, head resting on his shoulder. heâs holding you by the waist with one hand while his other works to gently stroke your cock.
youâre whimpering, eyes squeezed shut as he strokes it just right, fingers brushing against that sensitive spot on your pretty cock. your head lolls back and you moan, that familiar feeling of euphoria washing over you.
âjackâŚâ you warn lowly, your voice a whimper. he kisses your temple and continues his movements, working you to your much needed orgasm.
when your orgasm washes over you, jack keeps the pace and kisses your face all over, relishing in your twitching, groaning, whimpering and moaning.
âso pretty.â he murmurs into your ear as you go limp. he brings his cum-covered hand to his mouth and licks it clean, humming at your taste. he kisses your cheek again. âgood boy.â

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hi. this is not my ej shibari thing. but. itâs hotter. and sexier. and also i keep procrastinating the shibari so iâm sorry.
tw: gunplay, power play, dom/sub dynamics, allusions to public sex, slight (very slight) finger sucking?, mention of clicking the safety off (the gun isnât loaded), voyeurism, slight humiliation kink if you squint? gender neutral reader
broâŚ. deepthroating hoodieâs gun⌠wrapping your lips around the muzzle⌠licking the bottom of it while looking up at him⌠taking the barrel into your mouthâŚ. sucking it like you would his cock⌠he moans just from the sight, as if youâre actually taking him into your mouth and not his unloaded weapon⌠but omfg itâs so hot and erotic because youâre slobbering all over the barrel and heâs thrusting it in and out of your mouth, making you gag on it as he pushes it further into your mouth, his fingers on the trigger. he wonât pull the trigger, of course. itâs not even loaded. the safetyâs on, for godsâ sake! but still. the trust is hotter than what youâre both doing. but the way his fingerâs in your mouth alongside the gun? it has you moaning louder. someoneâs going to hear. neither of you care because youâre both too lost in the euphoria of the lewdness. and when you hear that little click? feel his thumb apply a bit more pressure to the back side of the gun? thatâs when your eyes shoot open, fear striking down your body. you tense and he laughs. he laughs in your face, using his free hand to swipe away a tear you didnât even know was forming.
âyouâre okay, babyâŚâ he coos, his voice low and mocking. heâs making fun of you.
he watches you swallow around the barrel of the gun and nod slowly, looking all pretty and submissive, just for him. he canât wait to break you even more. but for now heâll settle for watching you gag around the barrel of his favourite gun.
and when you two are finished? believe that heâs snapping a picture of the gun beside your fucked out face, all covered in your drool. next mission, he wonât even clean it. itâll be dry, so whatâs the point heâd shrug, smirking at you. itâs his little good luck charm, and you make it even luckier.
calling hoodie mommyâŚ
baby adds: this was supposed to be shortâŚ
male reader (reader has a cock & takes it up the ass), mommy kink, implied multiple rounds, crying, overstimulation, consensual voyeurism⌠lmk if i missed anythingâŚ
self indulgent. transmasc reader. reader has a pussy. petnames (baby, pretty boy, good boy). use of âcunnyâ. someone tell me iâm pretty, wonât they :[
âbaby, i know, i know, but youâve gotta be quietâŚâ jack murmurs into your ear as he pulls you up into his chest, gently rutting his hips into you.
youâre crying and blabbering, trying to get the proper words out to continue whining about your bad day.
as good of a listener jack is, he knows right now all you need is some good dick. so he presses his lips to yours, shutting you up as he so so so softly fucks you.
no, fuck isnât the right word. heâs making love to you. youâd never have expected it, but my gods do you welcome it with a dripping, greedy cunny.
he whispers soft words of praise like âsuch a good boyâ n âyeah, like that, pretty boy?â as you clench around his cock n cry against his lips.
when you finally cum, heâs so gentle with you, kissing at your neck and keeping the same pace with those slow, gentle thrusts.
âgood job, babyâŚâ jack says softly, detaching his lips from yours (much to your dismay). âdâya want me to keep goin or dâya want to go to sleep?â
âi⌠i wanna keep goingâŚâ you hiccup, once youâre finally done orgasming, eyes glassy with tears.
jack presses a gentle kiss to you once more. âokay baby. i love you.â
âlove you tooâŚâ you gasp, eyes rolling back once he begins to play with your clit. yeah, heâs always so good at making you feel better<3
I saw your nsfw HCs for EJ. could we get some smut? Specifically the cockstomping đ
Oh. My. Gods. I am so into cockstepping you donât even KNOW, nonnie đŠđŠđŠ
Eyeless jack x gn!reader
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Benji says: what does âuncomfortably deliciousâ mean? I donât know. But thatâs how it feels when Jack creams his pants đ¤ˇ
Cw: cockstepping, sub ej, premature ejaculation, overstim, praise, cumming in pants, hand jobs (ej receiving), dom reader (no gender, using you/your pronouns), safe word (mentioned, not used), pet names (for jack: pretty baby, baby. For reader: baby)
Hi it's me! The EJ nonnie! Sorry I haven't responded to your earlier answer of my ask yet, was kinda busy with life ngl đđ
But I'm back! Love what you did with the blog's theme! Was kinda confused why I couldn't find you by your user until I saw you changed it around lol, but I like it!
And hell yes! Dunno when I have time to work on the drawing but I'm hoping soon!
On that note, do you have any hcs? Either sfw or nswf (for EJ + any other pastas you want), but also on what your EJ looks like? :3
(+ I just read you newest fic, and HHHHHHH 10/10 love it sm. Your writing style is just so so good and your EJ has me foaming at the mouth fr /pos)
Have a lovely day!
Iâm sorry this took so long, love :(
Hi!!! Welcome back<3 I missed you, but never apologize for being busy with life! I totally get it (â´シĎシ)
Thank you đ I was really unsure of it but I didnât know what else to do, so I just left it at that. Iâm glad you like it đŤśđŤś
I canât wait!! Tag me when youâre done if you wanna /nf
(Get over here and kiss me ily Iâm soooo happy you liked it)
This post contains nsfw read with caution :p

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First time with Jack đľâđŤđ (gn! Reader w/ fem genitalia; you/your is used)
cw: first time, popping cherry, blood, overstim, cuss words
What does benji have to say: was lowkey gonna write this about Hannibal (NBC) but I got too scared of mischaracterization so I wrote it about my lover instead :3
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ăťâĽăťRUN, LITTLE ONE
eyeless jack x male!reader smut
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Warnings: porn with a bit of plot, small italics = a flashback (once, I promise), switches from readers pov to jacks a couple times, getting chased as foreplay, fucking in a church + on one of the pews (is this considered blasphemy?? It feels like it is⌠forgive me god, for I have written unholy things about your place of worship), penetration (reader takes it up the ass), missionary, doggy, cowgirl, not swearing per se but cuss words, teasing, edging, overstimulation, you pass out and ej keeps going, pet names (little one, pet, good boy, baby also jack refers to himself as âthe big bad monsterâ once)
(Hi! How're you doing? I hope the vacation is nice! :D )
EJ wearing a corset. That's it that's the ask (I love men in corsets fr)
okay pucker up so i can make out with you /j this request is wonderful<3 my vacation was lovely thank you<3
BY THE WAY: when I post this, school starts up tomorrow, so posting will be less frequent than it already is + requests will probably take me so much longer to get to!!!!!
Not proofread Iâm too eepy
This post contains slight nsfw, read at your own risk
Liu likes to be pegged. He begs for it then takes it up the ass like a good boy :3 he doesnât complain when youâre a bit too rough with him. He likes it, actually. Make sure you give him kisses while you thrust into him though because he feels vulnerable when you spread his cheeks apart and spit on his hole.
Idk if this makes sense Iâm posting this without rereading it cause I kinda got the ick :/
hi, not sure if you take requests like this, but i was wondering if you could write a drabble or something about the creepypasta guys getting a hook up or a romantic partner knocked up? howâd they react, whatâd they do, what led up to it đ that kinda stuff ( love your writing btw itâs wonderful )
okay... i normally don't write pregnancy... but i got an idea so... just did the telling them part i'm sorry :/
fluff kinda??, a bit of angst i think, suggestiveness, mention of cannibalism (jack), OH swearing, thereâs hesitance to keeping the baby (jeff, toby), probably very ooc bc this is my first time writing for some guys (toby, tim, brian)
afab!reader x eyeless jack, jeff the killer, ticci toby, masky/tim, hoodie/brian (separate)
EYELESS JACK
staring at the positive pregnancy test before him makes his blood run cold. his breath catches in his throat. he'd expected something bad when you told him you needed to talk, but pregnancy was the last thing on his mind.
"...how..?" is the first thing he asks, the first thing he manages to get out coherently.
your frown deepens. "sex, jack. you know how people get pregnant, don't you?"
he shakes his head, trying to find the right words. "no, i.. i know how pregnancy happens but... how are you pregnant? are... are you sure it's mine?"
you know he doesn't mean to hurt you, but the question still stings. "okay, ouch. i'm not cheating on you, jack. the baby is yours."
he lifts his head to face you properly. "that's not what i meant, i'm sorry.. i just.. i'm a demon. you shouldn't be carrying my child."
"well, i am, so.." you murmur, suddenly feeling claustrophobic despite the massive room you're in.
he frowns, realizing he's hurt you. "do.. do you want to keep it?" the nod you give is all the he needs before he's wrapping his arms around you and kissing your face.
"okay. we'll raise it together." he says in between kisses and you know you made the right choice telling him before he picked up on it.
(alternate ending, he eats it after you give birth /j)
JEFF THE KILLER
"no, jeff.. i'm not in the mood." you say, pushing him away from your neck which he was just trying to mark up.
he stares at you incredulously, mouth dropped open. "the fuck is wrong with you?"
you make a face, a mix between offence and confusion. "nothing's wrong, i'm just not feeling like sex."
"what're you, pregnant or something?" he scoffs, getting up from the bed and taking that god awful hoodie off. he turns quickly at your silence. "you're pregnant?"
you nod, crossing your legs on the bed. "yeah.. i just found out.."
he stares at you, eyes wide with horror. "oh hell no, get rid of it." he's serious, dropping the hoodie and facing you. "don't look at me like that, you think i'm father material?"
"well, you want me to call you daddy." you shrug, fiddling with one of your bracelets. "jeff, this is good news! we can finally raise a child the way we wished we were raised!"
he shakes his head, backing up a bit. "nah, i'll pay child support or whatever. i don't want to fuck up that kid."
you stand, taking his hands in yours, something he only allows you to do. "jeff, please. don't leave. you'll be a better father than what you had."
your pleading has always had an effect on him, though he doesn't look completely convinced. "just, stay and think it over, okay? please?"
he sighs heavily, hesitating before nodding. "fine, whatever.. just.. just put on a slasher movie, i don't want to think right now."
TICCI TOBY (not writing his tics, i don't want to offend anyone with tourettes.)
"toby.. can i tell you something?" your hesitance to enter his room is the first alarm bell ringing in his head.
the second is how you don't sit, you just stand and stare at him. he's about to speak when you hand him a plastic bag.
"wha-what's t-this?" he asks, looking at the bag.
"it's a pregnancy test.." your words send a bolt of horror through him. "it's mine.. and.. and yours." another bolt of fear. he stares up at you, eyes wide as dinner plates.
"y-yo-you're pre-pregnan-nant?" he murmurs, looking a bit scared.
you nod, looking sympathetic. âi am⌠and i think i want to keep it..â
he blinks, trying to process the sudden, unexpected information. he hands you back the bag before clearing his throat. âi-iâm not su-sure.. i-iâll th-think abo-bout it..â
you nod, understanding that thatâs the most he can do for now. he pulls you in for a hug. itâs soft and filled with uncertainty, but itâs a start.
MASKY
the two of you sit at the dining table, sitting opposite each other. you swallow, trying to find the words.
âtim, iâm pregnant.â
his eyes widen. âreally? youâre sure?â
you nod, glancing up at him. âi took like a billion tests and they are all positive.â
he rubs his chin with his hand. âokayâŚâ he nods, looking at you and grabbing one of your hands. âweâll raise it together, if thatâs what you want.â
âit is..â you agree, squeezing his hands.
he smiles softly at you. the look in his eyes is pure love and adoration. âi canât wait to be a fatherâŚâ
HOODIE
brian is an observant man so itâs no surprise when he pauses the movie one night and turns to you. âhey. donât take this the wrong way but, are you pregnant?â
your eyes widen and you almost choke on your water. âhow did you figure that out?â
he chuckles, sitting upright. âyouâve been a bit distracted lately and youâve been sick a couple of times.. plus weâve been having sex without a condom.. i put the pieces together.â
you sigh, nodding at him and putting your water down. âyeah, iâm pregnant. i found out two weeks ago. i got too nervous to tell you..â
he frowns, grabbing one of your hands. âwhy would you be nervous? you know iâve wanted to start a family with you.â
you look away, feeling bad for keeping it a secret for so long. with a sigh, you shrug. âdunno⌠i just got nervousâŚâ
âwell, thereâs no reason to be.â he kisses your cheek, pressing his forehead to your temple. âbecause i am extremely excited to raise a child with you.â

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Tim knows how to eat ass. He just does. Itâs something that comes naturally to him. Your legs are tossed over his shoulders and heâs on his knees behind you. His tongue works like magic, licking at your puckered hole and sending bolts of pleasure down your arched spine. He uses his massive hands to spread your ass cheeks apart, giving himself more room to slobber all over you.
Iâm not usually into ass eating, but this came to me in a dream. Is this a drabble?
Giving ej a sloppy bjâŚ. HnnnnâŚ
Purposely taking him too deep to hear him let out a breathy chuckle when you gagâŚ. Spitting on his tip and smearing it around⌠not taking him fully so he grabs you by the neck and guides you down a bit less gently.
I think Iâm in heat rn⌠so sorry itâs been a month since I actually posted btw