You've gotta fool 'em, Starsk. You've gotta make it. And you know why? 'Cause without you, Starsk, there's no me. (x)

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

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DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast

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Cosmic Funnies
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
YOU ARE THE REASON
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You've gotta fool 'em, Starsk. You've gotta make it. And you know why? 'Cause without you, Starsk, there's no me. (x)

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Samwise Gamgee from the lord of the rings
Does Samwise Gamgee from the Lord of the Rings eat pussy?
Yes
No
The binturong of party time
do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it
this one?

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Official ominous sign
@shiftythrifting
*snrrt* *rrrrt* "hrrrrrrrrr...."
i didn't know a cat's nose could do that

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what’s your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahab’s whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
Seen in a local thriftstore yesterday
@shiftythrifting
women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.
I don't want to hear anyone complain that Heated Rivalry is unnecessarily sexualizing hockey when this was at the antique store.
I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”
Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

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im soooo obsessed with tv guide ads. the drama
can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.
its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late