✨pretty boy✨

i am going 2 b real with u guys . i completely forgot about this show for the last week <3

experiencing s4 through out of context spoilers alone is such an experience . big red and seb hooking up………gina going to ?? new zealand ?…………mr mazzara playing coach bolton………some kind of pumpkin nightmare man watching ashlyn and maddox have a moment . i cannot even begin to fathom an actual coherent narrative tying these things together

some of you may say that seb and big red hooking up and cheating on carlos and ashlyn is ““bad writing”” or “”out of character”” or even ““a truly baffling narrative decision”” but have u considered that they had a big prompt wheel in the writers room that a small gremlin spun whenever the clock struck twelve and they had to write it into the script or else trade their first born to the witch outside in the hall ? maybe think about that next time .

hello everybody sad to announce s4 has dropped today despite my praying . anyways i won’t be able to force myself to watch it until this weekend so all the good jokes will be made by then however u all need to pretend to laugh when i make them <3

indescribably funny if ricky goes to see ej to whine about gina when that’s the guy he keeps stealing girlfriends from. yeah man sorry about that whole thing a couple months ago and also like six months before that . anyway can i trauma dump for a second

i have sooooooooooo many asks i didn’t answer from last year bc of who i am as a person but some of them are so good so i might still answer them <3 sorry if that’s annoying <3 actually no i’m not <3 i’m opening my 2022 time capsule and none of u can stop me <3

hello everybody i don’t remember what date s4 drops . i’m not asking i’m just bragging <3