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Ok, here is the OFFICIAL AND ONLY CORRECT GUIDE to starting reading Pratchetts Books. Its a multiple step process, so read all steps carefully otherwise you will be wrong and shunned to eternity.
1. Go outside.
2. Trust the universe for once in your life.
3. Find any of these: Library, Thriftstore, secondhand bookshop, a cupboard with free books, your relatives or friends book shelf or storage boxes ...
4. Locate the Pratchett Book.
5. The universe has now deciced with which book you must start with.
6. Compliment the universe for its wisdom.
7. From there on repeat the steps above.
Edit: Added relatives and/or friends to step 3
It was day two-hundred and twenty-four that he started talking to the ghost.
"And if it was, then what? He would continue along this road that led ever onward into the sea, another day, another step. The oceans were full of fish and water, his hand pump continued to remove the salt, his cart continued to roll. Perhaps he would leave his bones and goods to be found for the next traveler. It might not be the purpose of the gods, but it would be a purpose, to walk the way as far as he could, success or no."
"All right, how about a story when I was a kid, just like you,” and she bopped both of them gently on the nose. They nodded and settled into her lap as she began. “Once, when I was a bit older than you, Cade, my father was trying to call me home."
”We have so few tales of the goddess as a child. Most accounts treat the banishment as the earliest holy parable, and while there are glimps
"Nothing could stop the child from dying. Even so, a simple statement of the facts would be bad for business, so she made a show of it. She would not waste the rare stash of pills, smuggled from the city and carefully hidden around the half-tent-half-hut she made her home. No, potent as they were, they would only delay the inevitable. She grabbed instead a pinch of jewelweed, a large sprig of willow, and a faceted bottle with an iron clasp that, despite all appearances, contained nothing more than highly distilled hooch. Then, the performance, the flamboyant manipulation of the mortar and pestle, the holding the bottle up to the light, the mumbling of mystical and to be honest, nonsensical words."
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Finally getting some short stories edited in the world of Éo. First one is up now: The Witch.
Nothing could stop the child from dying. Even so, a simple statement of the facts would be bad for business, so she made a show of it. She w
Made it to editing Act Two of THE SKEPTIC. Usually, my rule is write drunk; edit sober, but with writing this old, I think the scotch is necessary. (But honestly, the book aged well. I was worried I would find it too juvenile, that I somehow aged out of my earlier writings, but I’m enjoying how much heart I wrote into the characters, and the story actually holds up.)
When I hit Act Three, I’m going to look for an editor. Then the real drinking will start.
A Closed and Common Orbit is that rare sequel that brings such unexpected freshness it catches you by surprise. This felt like an old-school sci-fi concept novel but set in a familiar universe: one that makes contemporary issues unfamiliar enough to think about them without prejudice. Read this if you want a new perspective on gender fluidity, neurodivergence, body dysmorphia, the concept of “being an illegal person,” or just want to have a fun time in an imaginative universe with characters that deserve your attention and love.
My journey through Discworld continues, and the pile has built up to one of the jewels of the series, Wyrd Sisters.
Introduced my son to Powerpuff Girls. Now that I’m older I realize my discomfort: I want to be Buttercup but I know in my heart I’m destined to be Blossom.

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I read The Color of Magic to get a bad book out of my head, and here I am 4 books deep with no end in sight. Just Finished Equal Rites and off to Mort. What’s your favorite Discworld book? Mine’s probably one of the Guards books, but it’s so hard to choose. Monstrous Regime maybe?
Taking your kid to PAX Unplugged? I wrote a guide for parents based on four years of laughter, tears, mistakes, joy, and memories. Check it out at https://www.bryaneikwood.com/home/pax-unplugged-guide.
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Out of context quote from THE GODS ARE ALL LIARS.
Another out of context WIP quote:
"I drink a lot. It's a good thing I don’t have a liver. Hang on, I need a refill."
"You have two beers in front of you."
"Beer isn't a drink. Beer is for thirst."
Out of context quote from WIP: "Child, if you are choosy as to what type of whiskey you’re drinking out of a stranger’s flask at nine-fifteen in the morning, perhaps you don’t need a drink.”

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Hand of Sorrow Quote of the Day:
“I never thought watching a head being ripped off could be beautiful until I met her.”
-Berde of the Blessed Site, as recounted in Confessions by Cade the Younger, recounting his inspiration for his seminal painting Éo Of The Blood, Éo of the Light .
This is why I renamed the folder where I keep my old writing.