Labas vakarėlių žmonės

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

for national coming out day im coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

imagine trying to explain this to someone in 2005

The zodiac killer is reborn

The Zodiac Wars

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.