Shoutout to Agent Lurk, I love Agent Lurk. Im gonna reread his tales in Resurrection because I love him hes a sweetie and I love him

“here comes the birthday girl” “here comes the birthday boy” well actually here comes the diesel train with its steel refrain here me knocking. the diesel is on its way. it is going to win the day. pumping iron.

TO ALL SCP FANS. KEEP MAKING OCS FOR THE SCP FOUNDATION. I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE BE UNAPOLOGETIC AND AUTHENTIC MAKING LIL GUYS THAT MAKE THEM HAPPY AND NOT TRYING TO APPEAL TO AN AUDIENCE!!!! FOR CRYING PUT LOUD, IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT. JUST MAKE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR OTHER PEOPLE. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!

scrolling through the epithet erased tag in ao3 has me feeling like i'm in enemy territory why does everyone hate lorelai. i GET that shes a bitch and she's the antagonist of prison of plastic but OHHHH MY GOD. truly, fandom LOOOVVVESSS complex characters until they're women. people are like 'giovanni HATES lorelai' DID WE READ THE SAME BOOK? HE LITERALLY GAVE HER HIS PHONE NUMBER. HE TRUSTS THAT SHE CAN GET BETTER AND LIKELY IN THE FUTURE WILL LET HER RECONNECT WITH MOLLY. HER BEHAVIOR IS A RESULT OF HER SITUATION I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU.

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” Okay, then I’m at the back, on every piece of track, I’m right behind you, can I be of help at all???

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder