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Finally finished this OMG!!! Probably took me 20 hours in total but also I've been insanely busy and tired...!!

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crabussy

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

crabussy

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

crabussy

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

crabussy

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

crabussy

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

crabussy

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

crabussy

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

feefal

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

feefal

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

kaijufluffs

The long awaited sequel.

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rottencore

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

nataliehall

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

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robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

berlynn-wohl

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

catilinas

emily wilson says ‘i wanted to avoid the clever literary allusions of lombardo and fitzgerald, since they are entirely out of place in homeric poetics; the odyssey is based on a pre-existing oral tradition, and cannot make smart little nods to earlier literature, because there was no earlier greek literature’ and on one hand i get what she means and don’t disagree with her translation choices in the passage in question. and i also think what lombardo does in the same passage (two! tennyson allusions) is over the top. on the other hand i disagree that allusions to other later literature are entirely out of place in a translation of homer, for the exact reason that emily wilson takes issue with them. sure, an english translation of homer cannot allude to a pre-homeric oral tradition, but it can allude to an entirely different earlier literary tradition, not to replicate the content of allusion but to replicate the process/sense of the text not like. springing cleanly and allusionlessly from the ether. which is of course an extremely domesticating approach, but i do think it can be done interestingly.* personally i absolutely love translations of classical texts that like. overdomesticate to the point of defamiliarity again. translation of homer that alludes to modern literature so obviously and obtrusively that you have to notice it and go wait What. surely that’s not in homer. and it’s not! but now you’ve had the experience of There was an allusion, and also been reminded of the partial futility of translation. nice

*i think this approach only really works for texts that already have ‘canonical’ status and multiple existing translations, for reasons of not wanting to immediately do meta-translation stuff to a text that cannot be accessed in the target language otherwise. it’s about like. shifting the overton window of what a text could mean. instead of building a window from scratch. i don’t like that metaphor but whatever

officialpenisenvy

jake and logan paul will die by each other's hand outside the city walls of westlake ohio like eteocles and polynices outside the walls of thebes

lipstickchainsaw

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

crowns-of-violets-and-roses

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

coral-skeleton

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

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supreme-leader-stoat

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

sindri42

I submit for your consideration:

'this story is a tragedy because along the way we got just enough glimpses of alternate timelines and barely-averted prophecies to know that somehow, the way it turned out is the best it could have gone'

supreme-leader-stoat

Finally, a worthy challenger!

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell

pansyfemme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

nighttimepatrons

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

nighttimepatrons

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

marlynnofmany

Sam knows how to multitask

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