bluu :3

i know it’s supposed to be “it’s gonna be may!” But ain’t that fuckin’ ramen?

how soon we forget Justin timberlake’s bad perm

Pick up trash in someone’s garden

go deliver mail

work a restaurant shift

die from a terminal illness

collect branches

look at pngs

babysit a 12 year old

roll dice and do poses

fight with a bunch of bugs

Cookies fighting and running

undead lamb fights god

squirt ink at people until they die

tap notes to song

Turtles fighting a lot

watch the robots.

run errands for girl who hates you

woman victimized by STEM

Small child wonders what’s at the bottom of a well and dies trying to find out

drive unsafely

be small

Futuristic fight

inhale people

Be a wolf. On mobile only(I think)

hungry bunny

Take a ton of elevators

cowboy ok? YEEHAW

Roll dice and do math

fish but scary

Three mentally ill queer teenagers

Listen to static from space and succumb to the paranoia

walk in big cave and fight skelotons

it’s really dark in here and there’s a goat

figure out why your son is coughing

doing your physics homework wrong

cube

your high level gear you spent ages trying to get? yeah it’s now obsolete but hey, new quest zone

literal brain worm leads to killing god

“put that in a bowl” “put this in another bowl” “mix them together” nah fuck off ONE BOWL bitch

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

You like laughing at the very idea of needing a man? She's your role model.

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

it fucken WIMDY

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

oh fuck yes

Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!

All I’m saying is we all build off one another, and take pieces of our past with us wherever we go. :]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p