I'd rather be with Harry. Thanks.

“[About the Kingsman training] Did it come easy to you?”

I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

Um, listen, boys. I’ve had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is - and I’m sure it’s well founded - I’d appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I can finish this lovely pint of Guinness.

Kingsman: the Secret Service (2014): — Do you like spy movies, Mr. DeVere? — Nowadays they’re all a bit too serious for my taste. But the old ones… marvelous. Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.

Eggsy/ASBO

Taron | Colin

HAPPY (almost) HALLOWEEN!! this is how i imagine eggsy and harry showing up for the kingsman halloween party…

Cosplay. Palette challenge #2

Thank you ! ^^

well well well

On why he was cast in Kingsman: If there’s a list of people least likely to kick arse, I’ve been sitting at the top of that list for 50 years.

TARON EGERTON for MR. PORTER.