Mr. Eggs

Bicycle seat

Bald freak

On today’s episode of: is that even comfortable?

Salad tongs

Big mittens

It’s his birthday everyone tell him happy birthday

Fucked up sea lion that lives in my house

Power stance

Sooo my whole family got covid and Benny went neglected in the grooming department for a few weeks so I ended up having to get him shaved despite it being winter so now he’s a little chilly and needs his blanky

Feets

Throwback to Christmas when he fell asleep on my leg and I took the opportunity to take unflattering pictures of his big dumb idiot head

Squarshed

Freshly brushed and less than thrilled about it

His head is shaped like a brick

More roach sleeping

Why does he look like he’s doing a money spread

Chewing his stick