Introducing the new Wheeler-Barbie, Tozier Edition
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Introducing the new Wheeler-Barbie, Tozier Edition

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what do you think about eleven?
Howdy anon!
So let me start off by saying that when it comes to numbers I’m a bigger fan of twelve than I am of eleven. I mean twelve can be written as a “Dozen”, and it is divisible by 1, 2, 3, and 4 so it is prrrettttttttttty neat-o. Not to mention it’s got its own category of "Tween". So yeah, 11 is fun to multiply but I truly love 12.
BUT but but butt but but my good wonderful dear friend if you sir/sista are referring to Wheeler’s ex “Jane-ga-lane”, well… I never met the gal. That is not to say however I know nothing of her! From what I heard about her, she and Wheels did some weird kinky shit on and off for like a summer or something. I hear they did some Russian spy superhero role-play thing but I didn’t get all the deats. I will say though Wheeler calling he’s SO’s by the number in which he fucks them is his right. Who are any of us to judge. You do you Wheel-house!
I still prefer 12 thou
Thought I'd share a school picture with you guys.
I'm sure Will see's you as the big fucking dork you are. Just talk to him.
Ghee Golly thanks my dude. That's about nicest damn thing someone said to me in a while... Though I must say me darling this old Chucky Toe has failed to see what Mr. Byers and I have to discuss.
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You know what some times I hang out with Will and I get this look and like...... I feel like he sees me as some shittyer version of Wheel-house. Like "Introudcing the new Wheeler Barbie this time with a funny voice. Richie Tozeir the Mike Wheeler with glasses and a fucked brain".
Like it fucking sucks to have some look at you and see a better you. I suppose you gotta play the game of sluming with a shit stain like me before you head back to mike.

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Fuck Wheeler
Fuck Wheeler and fuck him with his red hot hair straightener. Honestly he can go to hell little Mr. Perfect. Fuck him.
Just want to say...
If I don't I survive the Great Purge it's been an honor. We've had a few good chucks but I guess I'll catch you on the flip side *finger guns*
I assume by, “biggest dream” you'se a be askin bout dreams of deam dry verity. Well as I told Eds one rainy day my biggest dream is to become the world's greatest ventriloquist.
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You rang?! ~My Wang
Licky licky lick boi
My sticky sticky stick boi

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Going dry
Just so you all know my inbox right now is dryer than Eddie's mom is wet. Make no mistake I've spread my ASk box wide open so don't be coy about getting in there and making yourself at home. Remmber ladys and gentlemen I have no shame so go wild.
What color is my underwear?! *Slap*
richie, this u?
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You seem to be into Will lol is that true??
Anon I would just like to start with saying I'm into many things, comics, music, and clown killing. If you are asking if I am a chocolate guy or vanilla guy I would say I’m a swirl kind of guy. (Meaning I’d stick my wang in a guy or a gal) At the end of the day we really are all the same when bent over. Now is Will Byers one of those Sundays I’d like to split my banana in? Well of course but I mean have you seen that kid? But I mean Will is with Wheeler and he’d never want a fuck-up like me... I’m not as smooth and clean like Wheeler….I’m more rough around the edges…... I will say that of all of the poor decisions Wheeler made to get him to where he is today, clearly making friends with Will was by far the best thing he has ever done. For both of us.
Howdy, there drewsb12
Let just say my comrades and me are part of an exclusive elite extravagant club called the “losers club”. That being said even I look down on old poppa wheelie. For fuck sake, Edds wears a fanny pack. However, my friends have taken a shine to Wheeler and his Willy. So I guess we will both need to get use to having to live with our failed abortion of a doppelganger. In good time, Willy shall see the light.
To answer your other part I have done a few things and plan to do a hell of a lot more to the little fuck.
So far, it’s been small stuff like when I replaced his shampoo with mayo. Inspired if I do say so myself.
BUT… you know hoooow two small storms can merge to become a super storm. Well my kiddies sit back and lit grandpa Richie tell you about a prank that is infamously “The Great Shit Shield Incident™” or “GSSI” for short. It starts with Wheeler being a righteous fuck. Next, I add laxatives to Wheelers dinner. Now the plan would be to have that be all but fate did not swing that way for old Wheelbarrow, no…… having put plastic wrap over the toilet (so pee would bounce out) the resulting combination would be a BM of historical pooportions.
P.S. I do have a plannnn to stuff a big ass jelly dido in his locker before locker checks. Edds and I found one the other day in the woods and once I bleach it, it will be perfect.
Catch you on the flippity flop!
Me and my Willy

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Wheeler thinks having a picture of him and his boy toy Willy as Figs is sooooooooo great. Well two can play at that game! Here are me and Willy as Figs. Check and mate motherfucker!
Wheeler got a picture of him and his Willy as figures.... figures I suppose.