Ask me, Richie Tozier shit

Howdy anon!

So let me start off by saying that when it comes to numbers I’m a bigger fan of twelve than I am of eleven. I mean twelve can be written as a “Dozen”, and it is divisible by 1, 2, 3, and 4 so it is prrrettttttttttty neat-o. Not to mention it’s got its own category of "Tween". So yeah, 11 is fun to multiply but I truly love 12.

BUT but but butt but but my good wonderful dear friend if you sir/sista are referring to Wheeler’s ex “Jane-ga-lane”, well… I never met the gal. That is not to say however I know nothing of her! From what I heard about her, she and Wheels did some weird kinky shit on and off for like a summer or something. I hear they did some Russian spy superhero role-play thing but I didn’t get all the deats. I will say though Wheeler calling he’s SO’s by the number in which he fucks them is his right. Who are any of us to judge. You do you Wheel-house!

I still prefer 12 thou

You know what some times I hang out with Will and I get this look and like...... I feel like he sees me as some shittyer version of Wheel-house. Like "Introudcing the new Wheeler Barbie this time with a funny voice. Richie Tozeir the Mike Wheeler with glasses and a fucked brain".

Howdy, there drewsb12

Let just say my comrades and me are part of an exclusive elite extravagant club called the “losers club”. That being said even I look down on old poppa wheelie. For fuck sake, Edds wears a fanny pack. However, my friends have taken a shine to Wheeler and his Willy. So I guess we will both need to get use to having to live with our failed abortion of a doppelganger. In good time, Willy shall see the light.

To answer your other part I have done a few things and plan to do a hell of a lot more to the little fuck.

So far, it’s been small stuff like when I replaced his shampoo with mayo. Inspired if I do say so myself.

BUT… you know hoooow two small storms can merge to become a super storm. Well my kiddies sit back and lit grandpa Richie tell you about a prank that is infamously “The Great Shit Shield Incident™” or “GSSI” for short. It starts with Wheeler being a righteous fuck. Next, I add laxatives to Wheelers dinner. Now the plan would be to have that be all but fate did not swing that way for old Wheelbarrow, no…… having put plastic wrap over the toilet (so pee would bounce out) the resulting combination would be a BM of historical pooportions.

P.S. I do have a plannnn to stuff a big ass jelly dido in his locker before locker checks. Edds and I found one the other day in the woods and once I bleach it, it will be perfect.