Egg Omens, the omens of eggs

Came out of the shell all at once. It's a good day to tell your parents that you're gay.

Be prepared to scrape that stuff outta there.

Sometimes what you need isn't gotten how you expected. Keep your mind open... and your bowl for eggs handy.

Hit twice, but be real careful how you handle that second crack.

Hit once, crack once, clean up the mess, then do it again, but better. Don't be frustrated by the first attempt; just take a deep breath and keep going.

Cold fingers don't crack eggs very easily.

Difficult, crumbly. Sometimes you have to come at a problem piece by piece until what you want has enough room to slide out. Take your time. You'll get there.

Requires less force than previously thought to crack the shell. Something might be easier than you expect it to be. Don't be scared to try it.

Crumbly. The eggshell was unavoidable. Don't take blame for something that isn't your fault.

Clean crack, but you cut yourself on the eggshell while popping it open. Slow down a little bit and pay attention to the little pain signals of your body today.

Perfect split, 30/60. Sometimes you have to compromise for the best solutions. Don't worry about making everything even.

First crack needs more than one hit, but the second cracks first try. Keep a steady hand and try again. It'll work out.

You... probably shouldn't eat that. You did anyway. I worry about you, sometimes.

Your anxiety is high today. Take a deep breath and slow down. You'll be okay.

You're gonna need to hit that thing twice.

Clean crack, but the shell clings. It's the little details that drag you down. Remember, it's okay to let go and not be perfect once in a while.