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Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

i wonder what they're gossiping about

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man