you'll make them smile... for you

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

OK we see you cunty wizard

where is my wife to hold me after my shitty gacha pulls

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

[image description: a picture of a creek in a forest. light green foliage covers the ground.]