beautiful how it all pours out

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

she keep me worm

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

im (shuffle)

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

Thank you. I will