Watch Andrew Neil's Brilliant TV Rant Against 'I.S. Scumbags And Jihadist Losers'
Andrew Neil has blasted the âscumbagsâ of ISIS in a rant on BBC show This Week.
The former newspaper editor labelled the so-called Islamic State, âIslamic Scumbagsâ, adding: âWhatever atrocities you're currently capable of committing, you will lose.
âIn 1,000 years' time Paris, that glorious city of lights, will still be shining bright, as will every other city like it.
âWhile you will be as dust, along with the ragbag of Fascists, Nazis and Stalinists who have previously dared to challenge democracy and failed.â
The rant, which has been shared thousands of times on Twitter, was delivered late last night on BBC politics show This Week in the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks which claimed the lives of 129 people last Friday. Â
âWelcome to This Week,â began Neil. âThe week in which a bunch of loser jihadists slaughtered 132 innocents in Paris to prove the future belongs to them rather than a civilisation like France.
âWell I can't say I fancy their chances,â he declared, adding that France is the country of âDescartes, Monet, CĂŠzanne and Gauguin,â name checking a slew of scientific and cultural names along with French fashion designers, food and musicians.Â
âCutting edge science, world class medicine, fearsome security forces, nuclear power, Coco Chanel, Chateau Lafite, Coq Au Vin, Daft Punk, Zizou Zidane, Juliette Binoche, libertĂŠ, ĂŠgalitĂŠ, fraternitĂŠ, and crème brĂťlĂŠe,â he listed.
Andrew Neil on This Week, top pic (BBC/Twitter) and the Eiffel Tower lit up in the colours of the French flag in the wake of the Paris attacks (Rex)
And ISIS would have little chance, said Neil, with their âBeheadings, crucifixions, amputations, slavery, mass murder, medieval squalor, a death cult barbarity that would shame the Middle Ages.â
Despite Neilâs speech being shared 8,000 times, comic Jenny Eclair was first to criticise it as being too similar to a recent televised tirade from HBO host John Oliver.Â
â@bbcthisweek @afneil this is a rip of viv the vastly superior John Oliver rant - sack your second hand script writers,â she wrote.Â
However, the speech won many fans among social media. Caroline Morris tweeted:Â âThank you Andrew for this excellent monologue - from the heart,â while Joani Walsh wrote:Â âAwesome. Freakin' awesome. Even more stirring than footie fans singing the Frenchie national anthem.â
âProof that you can be opinionated on the BBC. @AfNeil superb as ever,â added Twitter user Iain Dale.Â
Andrew Neilâs speech in full
Good evening all, welcome to This Week. A week in which a bunch of loser Jihadists slaughtered 132 innocents in Paris to prove the future belongs to them, rather than a civilisation like France. Well I can't say I fancy their chances.
'France - the country of Descartes, BoullĂŠe, Monet, Sartre, Rousseau, Camou, Renoit, Berlioz, Cezanne, Gogan, Hugo, Voltaire, Matisse, Debussy, Ravel, Sanson, Bizet, Satie, Pasteur, Moliere, Franc, Zola, Balzac, Poulenc.
'Cutting edge science, world class medicine, fearsome security forces, nuclear power, Coco Chanel, Chateau Lafite, coq au vin, Daft Punk, Zizou Zidane, Juliette Binoche, LibertĂŠ, ĂŠgalitĂŠ, fraternitĂŠ, and creme brĂťlĂŠe.
'Versus what? Beheadings, crucifixions, amputations, slavery, mass murder, medieval squalor, a death cult barbarity that would shame the Middle Ages. Well I.S. or Daesh or ISIS or ISIL, or whatever name you're going by, I'm sticking with I.S. - as in 'Islamist Scumbags'. I think the outcome is pretty clear to everybody but you. Whatever atrocities you're currently capable of committing - you will lose.
'In a thousand years' time Paris - that glorious city of lights - will still be shining bright, as will every other city like it, while you will be as dust, along with a rag-bag of fascist, Nazis and Stalinists who have previously dared to challenge democracy - and failed.'