efverse party blog

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

reblog if you too are overworked and underfucked

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

not confirming whether eon was the one who laid the kids eggs or not but I think if he did he would've for sure tried convincing ditto that he would be fine Not going to the hospital or whatever for it

eon: do you think I could have the eggs at the work- alright. Ok. I can tell from your face it's a no,