Xu Lei

"Er- hi. Do you need something? I'm a little busy."

Welcome to my silly little rp blog for my silly little guy. Xu Lei is my (kinda) self insert/oc for my selfship (Hua Cheng and Xie Lian my wives <33), so if you don't really interact with that kinda stuff uhhhhh sorgy.

RP Info

To keep it simple, actions will just be in italics and speaking will just be in regular text. If you want to start a proper rp, you can shoot me an ask and ask for it to be continued, or you can even just tag me! Some things to note are: - Xu Lei was born blind. His eyes were healed when he ascended, but the effect was temporary and he is slowly losing his vision again. He's rather nearsighted. - Xu Lei is a civil god :3 he can't fight for SHIT - Xu Lei is a trans man (no terfs!!!) - Xu Lei is married to Xie Lian and Hua cheng. (He was married to Hua Cheng before the events of the books)

Asks

Asks I will be more likely to answer: - Canon MXTX characters or ocs - Ocs from other fandoms - Silly little events (I.e. an effect for the next few asks) - Lore questions Asks I probably won't answer: - Flirty or sexual asks - Overpowered ocs - People who are generally just rude or creepy in their asks

Mod Info

However, It would not be wise for me too just move on without considering your many potential issues or questions regarding my intentions, motives, or whatever runs through your head when you decide to answer or ignore letters that enter your domain. So, i shall provide you a small droplet of my compassion and in an effort to try and remove whatever stain was left prior to us establishing contact: A second gift.

you find 3,300 yen attached to the letter

I shall keep hope that this time you do not decide to show hesiation towards my words and pieces of generosity

-xxvii

PS: Not to long ago, I collected a long overdue debt from a client of mine, and had a loose coin left over to spare after buying champange to celebrate a "special occisacion;" Feel free to add its value to on top of the considerible amount already given to you

You find a 300 yen coin attached to the letter by a piece of scotch tape; it is mostly covered in blood

PPS: Completely unrelated, i sincerly hope your husband does not know about the asking of 6 revolvers. It would be in your best interest that this stays private

I don't know what a revolver is

I cannot use this money at all

Im rich

gives you a watermellon

May this token of good fortune be the seed that sprouts into a mutual relationship that benifits us both

PS: if it's not too much of a hassle, please obtain 6 revolvers for me :)

this is all a yakuza ref lmao

right mhm. okay. i can ask my husband to kill them and you ask me to- drug them?

You know.

It must occur.

You will be paid (although, if you're married to Hua Cheng you don't need the money, you're just stealing from the poor).

its less about the money and more the principle of the matter. Anyways can I at least have a WHY.

what the fuck

who???

WHY