trash can (affectionate)

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

It's like. You are like a loyal friend, one that I know very well, but you are not that. There is something off about you and you are eating the livestock.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes