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eliza starts a youtube makeup channel and her first video is “how to not be ugly like everyone else”

cerebella and nadia are gay and dating

marie and peacock are gay and dating

every girl is a lesbian, big band is gay, and beowulf is bi (that last part is canon but ykno)

filia: carol and i have started hanging out more often. she holds my hand, hugs me a lot, she compliments me, and we always get milkshakes together after school. do you think she likes me????

samson:

samson: are you serious

valentine and double are gay and dating

squigly can play the flute but can’t because........ uh her mouth is kinda fuckin stitched shut

peacock: do you think horses can eat fingers

marie: please go back to sleep patricia

marie has to stim all the time or they’ll fucking die

marie is a nb lesbian

marie: don’t hurt peacock

double: *does it anyway*