The 'Me' in Media

Jimmy: “Day drinking’s the best.” Gretchen: “Day drinking is the best! Aren’t we lucky we’re both in professions where we can day drink?” Jimmy: “Are you in a profession where you can day drink?” Gretchen: “They all are if you want it bad enough.” 

"Wear your stains on the outside of your clothes, Gretchen"

"I know you don't want to hear this, but the minute you stop looking for someone else to cure you, maybe you start living again"

"I'm not a sidekick! I'm Beyoncé, not Kelly Rowland. If I'm on a motorcycle, I'm driving the motorcycle, not riding in that shitty little side motorcycle thingy for poor people and dogs."

"Have you ever had a day that starts with one bad decision? And then... it's just a cascade of bad decisions, until you're like, 'Well, might as well burn down the whole town tonight?'"

"Believe me, honey, if there’s a hell, I’m the headliner."

"Don't plan! Work! Just work and keep working. There is a moment in this business, window's open. If you miss it, it closes. Just don't... If you blow this Midge, I swear... You will break my fucking heart"

Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Shocked] You paid attention. Lenny Bruce : To you? Always.

"Nothing sexual happens before 7 in the evening, 6:30 at the earliest. Never at 1:42 in the afternoon on a Monday."

"Tits up"