FrankenFister9000

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

Yep. :/

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

the funniest part of getting back into playing minecraft with friends is learning that i am the absolute worst player to go caving with. im like a toddler. you turn around for five seconds to mine some coal and ive wandered down an unseen tunnel and wound up in a whole new cave system. i need to be put on a child leash or else i will wind up 500 blocks away from you with no torches and asking for coordinates in chat bc i got lost again