°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Carla

i don’t do flings, i devote myself to somebody for centuries like i’m a vampire

you cant change everyone with horrible political takes, sometimes its okay to just punch people

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

oh you're genuinely insulting me? i thought we were flirting

Jace served face one last time before going under water

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child