Not an X-Files page

No government is particularly benevolent, but the Canadian government exhibits an overt antagonism towards Canadians that is incredible to behold.

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

Implementing strict out-of-bounds checking in my 3D platformer, but instead of actually forbidding the player from going out of bounds I just use it to create a demon that chases you around the OOB space, and if it catches you it engages you in a lengthy unskippable dialogue about the tabletop RPG it's writing, thereby killing your speedrun.

So. Like the ghost leviathans in Subnautica, but they all have your personality instead of being murder bois?

No, if the demon had my personality it would be explaining the plot of Homestuck.

(Well, okay, that's not accurate – if it really had my personality it'd be rambling about the intertextuality of Homestuck lyric AMV MEPs circa 2012, with a particular focus on one specific project where the editors had a public falling-out which resulted in there being like three different versions of the finished product circulating on YouTube, the most widely viewed of which notably contains absolutely no appearances of the character Jade Harley, and how this omission influences the interpretation of the work.)

ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

1526 Twitter: "THREAD: Why it is neither moral nor possible to translate the Bible into Dutch 1/73"

To clarify for my new followers, my own political philosophy is techno-dystopian utilitarian monarchism, i.e. using invasive mass surveillance to identify an ideal ruler and forcing that person to be king against their will.

"neurospicy" PLEASE just call me retarded