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I hate how when someone starts their period for the first time adults are always like “You’re all grown up now!!!!! You’re a real woman now!!!!!!!!” Like hi bitch that is an 11 year old child. Their bedtime is 9pm and their favorite tv show is spongebob

It’s ok to be jealous and mad and sad and angry and any other “negative” emotion… You’re not being toxic you’re being human. The point at which you become toxic is when you’re letting these emotions seep into how you treat others

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but, 

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.