ONE PIECE DILF SMACKDOWN
Round of 64, Match 2
Caesar Clown
Marshall D. Teach (Blackbeard)

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ONE PIECE DILF SMACKDOWN
Round of 64, Match 2
Caesar Clown
Marshall D. Teach (Blackbeard)

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Do you have any rules for requests? Iām a huge Burgess simp and I wanted to submit an ask about him š³šš
fuckin send it and I'll get it to in like 3 years LOL. I'm sorry y'all I'm bad writer
what the fuck is this new post editor lmfao bruh
IT'S BEEN SO LONG I MISSED YOU
HEY SWEETIE! I MISSED YOU TOO!!!
COME SIMP WITH US, ODA DROPPED NEW DADDIES š„µš„µš„µ
SHE A RUNNER SHE A TRACK STAR
IT'S BEEN SO LONG I MISSED YOU
HEY SWEETIE! I MISSED YOU TOO!!!

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Laffitte, Van Augur romantic HCs
description: Laffitte and Van Augur (seperate) romantic HCs
warnings: none
a/n: Iām still confused if general HCs mean not with S/O or if it does- or if itās romantic HCs thats with the S/O⦠but this is just some hcs about what theeyāre like in a relationship
I did a drabble with this here- he likes pestering you with his cane. he can poke you from afar and youāll know itās him right away because heās wearing this shit-eating grin. heās shameless about it, he wants you to know itās him because he likes annoying you. but he also uses his cane for sweet things like balancing a cup on it to hand to you, or holding a rose in it and reaching it over to you
it almost seems like heās shy because he doesnāt initiate much, in public mostly. but he watches you with this shy longing smile.Ā
heās not the most PDA-friendly, if youāre really affectionate heāll give you a nudge or softly whisper for you to tone it down. heās fine with holding hands, hugs, cheek kisses, just the simple things.
in private he likes to keep you practically wrapped around him, he keeps you in his lap no matter what.
when your off on an island he tends to keep your close, or even subconsciously follow you around. heās really quiet most of the time but he gets. a bit more talkative with you and will start talking about almost every single detail about the island. on the ship(s) he almost the opposite, heāll look for you occasionally to make sure youāre okay- but other than that he stays wherever he is and you usually have to go to him.
he loves back hugs, giving and receiving. thatās another form of PDA that heās fine with. itās very common to feel his lanky arms wrap around your waist and he places his chin on the top of your head- then the two of you will walk around the ship like that.Ā
heās fairly protective, he keeps an arm around you in dangerous situations and wonāt let go until thereās no longer a threat
heāll hypnotize people to give you things, like if they have something you want and Laffitte caught you eyeing it- or getting a resturant owner to give you free meals, only the best.
he doesnāt get jealous easily and when he does he simply disposes of whoever is causing it. killing, hypnotizing, whatever gets the job done. he was exiled for being overly violent, so obviously heās not afraid of getting his hands dirty for his S/O.
he doesnāt have experience. he likes the whole idea of true love, love at first sight- the whole fate/destiny aspect of it and he definitely believes in love at first sight. but he still tends to think with his brain, he kind of views finding true love as like aĀ āmini questā, like if it happens yay he doesnāt have to think about that anymore. he wonāt know what to do and he wonāt really know if he has to do anything, you have to introduce him to love languages and relationship things. he knows the basic basics like date, kiss, comfort hug, protect- like a robot
heās more of an observer- he wonāt really stick close to you or follow you around, but heāll always have you in his sights. he keeps his eyes on you more than Teech, and heās well aware of that- but your safety comes first. he doesnāt let you catch him watching you, he sees when youāre about to turn your head/look in his direction and he turns his head away.
similar to Laffitte heās not the biggest fan of PDA and heās not afraid to push you away if you get too touchy. he likes holding hands- he lives for holding your hand- or having you hold onto his sleeve/cape. it comforts him knowing that youāre right there; heāll often tell you to hold on to his cape when youāre leaving the ship.Ā
in private he wonāt initiate much except a short hug, but he wonāt push you away if you try to show him affection. heāll act like it doesnāt mean anything but if you look at him you can catch the ghost of a smile on his face. sleep on his lap and his eyes wonāt leave you for anything.
thereās lots of deep conversations, at night in bed, on deck, on the roof of a house at twilight. he likes talking about fate and dreams with you, hearing what you dream about and your opinions on fate/destiny.Ā
he likes teaching you about theĀ āreading fate through birdsā flight patternsā even if you. donāt understand any of it heād like it if you just listen. thereās also a lot of comfortable silence moments. oh and he tries to show you how to use Senriku (his gun) and it either ends in someĀ āgood jobā from him or with him taking the gun away suddenly worried youāll hurt yourself.
stare at him like heās the sun moon and stars and he will blush. crimson.
he shows a lot of his affection through words, poetry, or just literally bluntness.Ā āyouāre everything to meāĀ āI feel happyāĀ ātell me you love meā
he gets jealous and he knows when/how, heāll watch you converse with someone else and if they happen to make eye contact with him, Van Augur give him like a death glare that scares them off- and his gun is quite threatening so. heāll hold it to someoneās head if he has to. and one of the easiest ways to get rid of the suitor, sitting on a roof nearby and shamelessly openly aiming at whoever youāre talking to.
Hi! I was super duper excited that Chu gets some recognition here!!! Can I have a few safe headcanons for him and his quirky s.o. or good friend? Thanks!
Chu with a Quirky s/o:
While he wonāt amuse everything you do, he does appreciate your smaller habits and hobbies. If you collect bugs, press leaves, know everything about the World Government Economic crash, or otherwise. Heāll watch you and ask questions while you work. He doesnāt get some of your hobbies, and if you have a restless habit like bouncing the leg, or biting on pens and pencils heāll literally ask you why you do that. Chu doesnāt mean to be rude but heās just like... Why?
If you have a unique aesthetic, heāll try and find things that match closely to it. If itās vaporware, goth, or whatever. Heāll keep an eye out to match clothing with you if heās in the mood. He doesnāt dress up often, preferring to just get whateverās clean, but he tries!

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speaking of blackbeard pirates, my friend and i have taken to calling Jesus Burgess to 'Jesus Burger' because of an unfortunate typo. also, im nervous to send in requests bc of how many requests there already are and I don't want to overwhelm you šš
omg youāre fine! As requests go if I hit 100 asks (some I havenāt gone through in a while) Iāll close them just to get back down to 50. but right now Iām sitting at 72 and some of them are in the same vein (Admirals with a child/Admirals with a daughter) so theyāll be able to get squashed together. Donāt worry! Iāll let everyone know when I close requests again.
Also my friend group calls Burgess HEPPI STORE cause by god. I love him heās so stupid. heās not a himbo but heās somewhere in that fucking area. WE FUCKING LOVE A GIANT BUFF IDIOT <3
dumbass stands like he owns the place smh
AUGH ME TOO!!!! š¤ thank god he has a big lap and we may both reside there in comfort
HOLY FUCK. He has two hands for us... what a king to be so considerate.
Also hiding on his shoulders? Smell his cologne? Thank you jeebus š
bro I've deadass had Blackbeard brainrot for nearly two and a half months. i see him and (I froth)
OH MY FUCKING GOD ME TOOO. I SEE HIM AND I SIMPLY MUST FROTH.
I simply must simp for him šā
My one desire is to lay on his lap and snuggle up like a cat. One wish
me, faking a migraine to call off work cause I have insomnia and hyperfixation tomorrow/today:

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Alright my fellow op trashies. Rewatching the Jaya arc so ANY and ALL requests despite my bio for Jaya Arc fellows (Blackbeard pirates, Bellamy Pirates, Straw-hat crew before Franky) ARE ALLOWED. DO IT, SEND EM IN.
I opened up my drafts and Iām SOO sorry to the 10 people in there. Iām getting there I promise!