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the fbi or cia really want to psyop me into jerking off to "Kit Gamerverse" from some new indie animated bull shit but im not gonna let them. they tried with the pomnys. they failed. they tried with the hazbens. they failed. they tried with the deltrarunes. okay yeah maybe they got me there but NOT ANYMORE. i will not be tricked by the enemy forces. i look at fat teto and sweaty kikuri like a LOYAL SOLDIER. you can't get me government.

the most unfortunate thing about getting into the beatles is realizing fuck their music really is that good

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

Peace and love on planet eart

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me