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How do cats know they can do the boo boo wheel

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

the fbi or cia really want to psyop me into jerking off to "Kit Gamerverse" from some new indie animated bull shit but im not gonna let them. they tried with the pomnys. they failed. they tried with the hazbens. they failed. they tried with the deltrarunes. okay yeah maybe they got me there but NOT ANYMORE. i will not be tricked by the enemy forces. i look at fat teto and sweaty kikuri like a LOYAL SOLDIER. you can't get me government.

the most unfortunate thing about getting into the beatles is realizing fuck their music really is that good