moist

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

ron weasley really, at the age of thirteen, stood on a broken leg between his best friend and a man he thought to be a mass murderer and said “if you want to kill harry, you’ll have to go through me first” and yet some of y’all STILL think he was a bad friend/person/character

If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you’re killing it.

I fucking love that it’s fanon that Snivelus is Draco’s godfather because that means at some point Lucius and Narcissa were both like “you know who should look after our one precious beloved son should we pass? our severely depressed friend who literally never showers and physically can’t stop whacking it to a dead girl”

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

Good god, what year is it?

April

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏

why

everything is chrome in the future 

the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send post