I know I'm emo. It's Tumblr, bro.

"Death is a patient farmer. Who am I to pick its apples green?"

"You keep playing whack-a-mole with world's problems, instead understanding that what you need to do to stop the moles is break the machine."

"You look like the only way you can make a girl roll her eyes is by telling her about your interests."

"We need a new acronym. When you text me 'NSFW', I don't know if you mean 'Not Safe For Work', or 'Not Safe For World'."

"What a lovely family tree. Sure will make for fine kindling!"

I don't like it that 'motherfucker' only really works on guys. In these times of gender equality, I hereby propose the feminine version! Behold, the 'fathersucker'!

"Despite you, there is still magic in my mind and whimsy in my soul. Whether you tried or not."

"Pray all you want. If there was a god, he would've already stopped me!"

Since apparently "autistic" is a bad word now, and something I can't call myself because of my parents (because god forbid their child isn't perfect), I hope we can collectively come together and change the official term to "mentally spicy".