Eddie Trolls

>The night was long, but you finally had a chance to get back to work at the job you most excelled at- gathering your own personal census information. Your methodology was questionable, at best, but at least you were consistent Retrieving a cigarette and a piping cup of Earl Grey, you delve into the cases.

MM: Pardon me- do you have a small moment for the sake of science?

Deviya Ztromo, fleet employed Bio-Hardware Engineer

He s:u:pposedly states he is in search of someone himself, b:u:t I do:u:bt that whoever he is p:u:rs:u:ing for is worth his time and effort. No troll exists that wo:u:ld q:u:antify s:u:ch a fervent p:u:rs:u:it! ^u^:

I hope that I might rely on yo:u: in this endeavor. Thank yo:u: for yo:u:r assistance.

“You have asked some inquisitive questions. Are you really asking such social questions for the sake of science or, rather, you own curiousity? Either way, I would enjoy a conversation with you, sir.”

“However, with all due respect, it is ill-mannered to ask a stranger to tea without introducing himself.”

“Lat -20, Long 57.”

“What are you doing out there?”

“I don’t know.” You replied instinctively, setting the radio down in silence.

There is quiet. You look out onto the swells as the last of twilight burns itself from the sky. The wind is light but steady. The water is manageable. You pick the radio back up again.

“I’ve been out here a while.” 

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Lucas “Luke” Woodrow Wilson