Hey, it's Edd. Just checking in on you. How's it going?
Edd?
Oh, you're one of my nephew's buddies!
I think it's doin' good. Can't find my darn glasses anywhere, nor can I find my walkin' stick.
I'm happy to hear you're doing good! We've been thinking about you. If you need help finding stuff I can help!
But I'm all the way in Tennessee... how'd you be able to afford a flight here?
And plus, shouldn't you be with yer mama? But then again, you look a bit older every day.
I think it would mean something to Tom if I visited. He's been pretty worried. I like doing more than I do thinking.
I don't know where my parents are.
Me either.
Also, I got laid off, so now my wife's forced to work.
I miss her. :(
That's unfortunate to hear... I'm sure she misses you too. I'm gonna send you guys some stuff in the post to help out, if that's alright with you. :)
Of course!
Tell me one of yer puns. :)
Only the zest for my favorite sentient melon head! Why did the watermelon go to school? To become a little "smartermelon!" Remember, rind over matter, after all. :3














