last updated: august 14, 2026.

"Hey, hey! I'm a new fella aroun' here. I wouldn't mind interactions or asks, so come at me!"

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<SHAKES U>

"Wha...? No no nonono. Wait wait! Can't we-"

✨Flowery is here✨

Flowery notices how you have turned into a flower.

✨Heh, you're like my Jarona! You've grown like a turnip, little guy.✨

"Well... he's... really awesome! Really cool, dare I say. I mean, have you seen the guy? Look, he even gave me this cool bruise after my response for the whole bills thing."

"...Nope. Lost the last of 'em to a bee, unfortunately. So no, I don't possess any of my cool powers anymore, which is a bit of a downer."

if you play sburb youll trigger the destruction of your universe and then youll have to bring your pals in the game so you can ascend into godhood and then rebuild the world from scratch

if the universe is dead edd, that means no cola would be around

although, you could potentially invent coca-cola and be the literal founder..........

"...Oops, don't mind if I do!"

"Oh.. thanks... uh... no I don't, anon. This is the first time I ever heard of it. I..." (....He realised that anon already flung themselves into the stars before he even finished.)

"Well, I suppose I'd go ahead and ask the others sometime...?"

[ ooc: of course anon ! i tried my best :] ]

"With money. Usually I let Tom handle all that boring work. You can go ask him if you want. Maybe he can do all your bills too."

"Easy! Radiation."

"I..."

(.....)

"Actually, I think that's... personal. So I'd rather not talk about it. I've still been trying to uh, recover."

your answer to this question will determine your future btw lolllll

— folly / @followup-anon

"I- it's. It's... alright, I guess? I don't have...... much thoughts about it. I mean it eats. and turns into a butterfly. And that's.... that's good. That's cool. Good for it. It's not terrible. I- I don't know what kind of in depth opinion I'm supposed to be formulating here."

"And you say this will affect my future...???"

yeet. Have fun!

(Yeowchie. The console dropped right on his lap. After recovering, he looked down curiously.)