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sorry if i come off as stupid, its because i am

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

not to be the 1st person to die in a horror movie but I don’t 100% believe in ghosts and even if they were real I’m much more afraid of capitalism so I’m considering buying a haunted house in the future if that means it’s at a very reduced cost and it’s gonna take way more than doors suddenly closing to change my mind

marry a goth and move into the haunted house together

Bestie you did it you solved the riddle

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

it just hit me that there are children watching toh . there are children growing up with a queer cast and children seeing that as, above all, NORMAL, and children seeing luz and amity being treated like any other teenage love story, and children seeing two older queers, raine and eda, loving each other and getting second chances, and children just seeing toh . there are children growing up with the owl house and i am so happy for them

the meaning of life is summed up in the story elmer bendiner tells about how when he was a pilot the second world war, his plane was hit with a barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the nazi forces but the crew survived. and how everyone was saying it was a miracle until they investigated the shells that got in the fuselage and found there was no explosive charges in any of them. in one they found a note scribbled in czech, written by the person who had been forced to manufacture the shells, and it just said ‘this is all we can do for you now’.

every time i see someone acting tough online about how harm reduction is pointless and in some convoluted way worse than doing nothing i think about that person in some soul-destroying nazi factory in occupied czechoslovakia removing all of the explosive charges from their anti-aircraft shells and writing a note that they must have known would probably never be read, just to say ‘this is all we can do for you, and we’re going to do it’. they are trying to make us kill you and we refuse. i do think that maybe it’s all going to be okay.

I THOUGHT THIS SAID ARIZONA I ‘M. SO SORRY.

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.