You're seeing adam shoot up sandy hook. Everyone is having a great time. adam seem a little excited. "i have a surprise for you guys." adam says. All of a sudden andrew come out and start singing "pumped up kicks." When andrew gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing... "Black combat boots pacing in through the school building." Lights flash everywhere, and you see adam singing "pumped up kicks" along with andrew, while nicole dollaganger is singing "rampage". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Eric and Dylan walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

Yes, you read that right. Adam Lanza had a cookie recipe.

What’s next, a cake recipe from Eric Harris?

Who knows…

A week or so ago I discovered this recipe Adam posted on an online forum (Shout out to negativelyoptimistic for linking me) about a year before his death. So me being the Vegan chef I am, decided that I should try it out.

And since I’m nice sometimes I’m sharing the recipe with all of you.

Ingredients:

3 cup oats (I used rolled but I doubt the kind matters)

1 cup flour (Adam and I both used wheat)

½ cup water + around ¼ cup more for later

¾ cup peanut butter (Make sure to use all-natural)

½ cup sugar (I suggest using a healthy sugar such as cane or coconut. I used cane.)

1 tsp cinnamon

½ tsp salt (I used sea salt, which is a healthier salt)

½ cup dried cranberries

½ cup dried blueberries

½ cup milk-free chocolate chips (To make your own: ¼ melted coconut oil, 3 tbsp agave nectar or pure maple syrup, ¼ cup cocoa powder. Stir melted oil and sweetener together, add cocoa and stir for 2-3 minutes, pour into a mold/container lined with wax paper/anything you like and freeze for at least 45 minutes. Keep in freezer until you’re going to cut them up so it doesn’t melt.)

½ tsp coconut oil (optional)

Directions:

If you’re going to make your own chocolate chips, make these about 45 minutes beforehand.

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C)

Mix together dry ingredients (flour, oats, sugar, cinnamon, salt)

Add ½ cup water and peanut butter and stir 

This is where it gets a little messy. Mix the dough together with your hands, ensuring that everything is well combined.

Add dried fruit and chocolate chips and continue to mix with your hands.

Add more water as necessary. If you’re going to include the coconut oil add it at this time as well.

 Roll into heaping tbsp sized balls and place on nonstick pan about an inch apart (can be a little closer). Press down slightly so they’re a little more on the flatter side (but not too flat)

Bake for 9-10 minutes depending on your oven

Enjoy with a tall glass of soy milk, or almond milk, whatever you prefer.

Notes:

I strongly suggest using the healthy alternatives for these cookies that I mentioned above. If you use other alternatives I cannot vouch for how the cookies will come out.

Like Adam said: “Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don’t have any meat in them, after all!” I tried the dough before baking and it was just as good as the cookies, so baking is completely optional. 

You could probably switch out the cranberries or blueberries for other dried fruits if you want. I think next time I might try cherries.

It probably wouldn’t be a good idea to tell people that they’re eating cookies a school shooter came up with, so you might want to leave that detail out. 

“I don’t want my dreams to become a reality, I want my dreams to be sprayed all over the wall.”

this is silly and stupid and for jokes, check your sun, moon, or venus !

aries- they get cuteness aggression over you and they like to argue for fun, or jokingly argue

taurus- doesn’t know when to stop being physically affectionate, but in return you have to give them your credit card information

gemini- constantly chewing your ear off about some interest they have and low key wanting to people please you without saying it directly

cancer- is low key role playing, mother and child, with you and gets emotional over any tonal changes

leo- thinks that you guys are the hottest couple to walk the earth and doesn’t mind if the attention isn’t on them if it’s for you

virgo- you low key give them the ick but they’ll tolerate it because you the least cringe option and you like playing puzzle games with them

libra- changing their entire aesthetic to fit yours and asking every 2 seconds your opinion for something. also you choose what to order to eat because they can’t decide

scorpio- somehow knows every last detail about you even though you haven’t been together for a year and you can’t lie to them because they will know

sagittarius- wants to take you on adventures with them and loves sharing their opinions with you. they also like debating with you

capricorn- doesnt mind being the provider and caregiver as long as you prove that your deeply devoted to them. they may act distant sometimes but will show love through buying you shit for no particular reason

aquarius- they see you as their best friend and will refer to you as that even if your dating, but they mean it in the most loving way

>> Moon signs • how they behave >> Moon signs • the qualities of partners they desire

✧ Aries Moon

Being in love - intense connection Aries Moon seek a passionate and intense connection. They want a partner who is energetic, direct, and openly affectionate. They value relationships that make them feel alive and comfortable, embracing the vibrant experiences of life. Falling out of love - Recover quickly Aries Moon is aware of their ability to bounce back quickly. They prioritize taking care of themselves and starting anew rather than getting stuck in repetitive patterns. The greatest harm caused by a broken relationship for them is disappointment and setbacks.

✧ Taurus Moon

Being in love - security Taurus Moon desires a partner who provides a basic security, often expressed through material due to their nature. They seek someone reliable in sensory experiences, financial stability, and other material levels. Their partner doesn't need to overly cater to every detail but should care about Taurus' feelings, understand their needs, and actively participate. Falling out of love - reassures themselves Taurus Moon tends to count their bank accounts and possessions, seeking comfort by buying luxurious items. They constantly reassure themselves and prove that they are still secure because of many valued surroundings.

✧ Gemini Moon

Being in love - Crave a twin While Gemini Moon often displays an easygoing and talkative style, they also repress part of their emotions. They need to find a similar twin-like partner who can be their like-minded person. As long as their partner is happy, Gemini Moon will feel fulfilled. Falling out of love - close connections with others Gemini Moon will tend to create new life plans and enjoys staying close to relatives, friends, or even neighbors. They are unlikely to go back to an ex-partner due to the fear of awkward situations.

✧ Cancer Moon

Being in love - sense of home in a partner A sense of security is of utmost importance to Cancer Moon. They long for someone who is always there for them, creating a sense of home. However, they are sensitive so their desire for security can also lead to challenges, ranging from jealousy to fear. Falling out of love - seeks solace in familiarity Cancer Moon tends to move on quickly, prioritizing their physical living space, financial situation, and other things that provide them security. They may retreat to familiar environments for healing. They firmly believe that their hometown and family are where they can realize their self-worth.

✧ Leo Moon

Being in love - seek partner’s support They appreciate being treated in a special way. They need to feel that they are cherished, with all the attention focused on them, and to receive unconditional support from their partner. Falling out of love - seek validation Leo Moon have to prove their uniqueness to the world. They need stages. They need to feel wanted by others, and they may constantly seek validation to prove their charm.

✧ Virgo Moon

Being in love - responsible without being clingy Virgo Moon are thorough in taking care of their partners. They are responsible and non-intrusive. Compared to those with a Gemini Moon, individuals with a Virgo Moon may experience fluctuations and inconsistency in their emotions. They may not display intense emotions, even though they feel deeply. Falling out of love - control their emotions well They rarely lose their temper and have good self-control. This self-control is part of strategy ebbed when negative emotions arise, allowing them to adapt to new circumstances quickly. But, at times, they may disregard their own feelings while taking care of others.

✧ Libra Moon

Being in love - value harmony Ideally, they desire a harmonious relationship, and they prefer to present a harmonious image, especially in public settings. Falling out of love - restoring relationships Libra Moon individuals believe that everything can be restored to its original state. They have a gentle nature and may reminisce about the past with their partner to rekindle the feelings. They prefer long-term connection. However, expressing their true thoughts to others can be challenging for Libra Moon.

✧ Scorpio Moon

Being in love - appear strong Scorpio Moon are unlikely to reveal their vulnerabilities easily. They tend to display a dominant side and dislike being nagged by their partner, often showcasing a bossy or CEO-like behaviour. Falling out of love - experience a long struggle Scorpio Moon have various ways of ending relationships, and they can be either heavenly or hellish. The key is to truly let go and realize that the relationship has ended. If they recognize that the love cannot be salvaged, they may experience a period of pain, but eventually, they will rise again and prepare themselves for the next relationship. When it comes to shared assets, Scorpio Moon may struggle and take a significant amount of time to settle things.

✧ Sagittarius Moon

Being in love - explore life's possibilities Sagittarius Moon seek a partner who is interesting and allows them to explore the possibilities of life together. Falling out of love - focus on philosophical living and may seek inspiration Sagittarius Moon understand that life continues even after a breakup. They focus on how to philosophically approach life, and some may constantly discover new things or seek spiritual inspiration. While they are open-minded and flexible when embracing the future, once they discover the truth, they can become stubborn. Some Sagittarius Moon may seek solace in religious beliefs after a breakup.

✧ Capricorn Moon

Being in love - responsible and committed Capricorn Moon are responsible and committed in their emotional connection. They often take on many responsibilities, meticulously managing every aspect of their lives. Falling out of love - become workaholics or overly busy Capricorn Moon may become workaholics or obsess over household chores. They secure their lives, and on the other hand, they use busyness to downplay the pain of emotional turmoil. They are determined to keep pushing forward, like determined ostriches burying their heads, believing that as long as they have the ability to strive, they are not failures.

✧ Aquarius Moon

Being in love - prefer predictable and controllable situations Aquarius Moon are not necessarily distant. Similar to Libra Moon, they prefer things to happen in a predictable and controllable manner. Falling out of love - rational They hold a standard of fairness and justice in their hearts. They perceive a breakup as a joint decision made by both side, which can make them appear somewhat detached and rational. They also analyze the reasons for the relationship's challenges, to protect themselves on a deeper emotional level.

✧ Pisces Moon

Being in love - highly sensitive and empathetic Pisces are highly sensitive and empathetic, and they have the rich emotional depth. They tend to understand the others’ feelings, forming an empathetic connection. Empathy is their greatest strength, but it can also make them losing their boundaries. Falling out of love - escape reality They often opt to various means to escape reality. Cutting off contact can be a useful technique, but they know that they will always find a way to maintain a form of connection with that person.

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